And i called you at 5 in the morning to tell you another exciting story today. :D

Remember when i said i felt like a hero yesterday?

As usual, i would take my regular nap after buka puasa and wake up somewhere around midnight just in time to COUNTER-STRIKE! ^^ Before that, miss licky book was pretty much feeling sick. She still is sick actually. Then we were talking nonsense like we always do. We had a plan for the night.

WE WERE SUPPOSED TO RAID PICTURES AT 11PM LAST NIGHT. I WAS ASLEEP!

SORRY. ^^”

Alright. Moving on. Finally that chinese chick i’d usually chat with on facebook was online! WOOP~ WOOP~ THE END. xD

BACK TO THE STORY. :D

So the game started earlier today. Around 12.30am. But tonight i didnt get to use the computer i always used. So it kinda sucked cuz that computer sucked. But we were still having fun anyways. First we played at.. (i forgot what map that was.. xD) and then we changed map cuz things were getting really boring. So we changed to de_dust2. We play expert mode without using smoke grenades. And it was seriously EXPERT. HAHA. ^^

And so, we were the TERRORISTS in the game going against the COUNTER TERRORISTS (POLIS) . Then at that time, it was almost 2am. What happened was, my friends and i were like, “Polis ikut pintu mana? Jaga semua pintu! Tembak kalau nampak”, and stuff like that. Then all of a sudden, 3 REAL POLICEMEN came in. xD

It was so damn funny. Dont you see the irony in it? I was gonna burst out in laughter but i just held it in. Actually they just came to check on the motorbikes cuz its the season where people start stealing stuff that dont belong to them. So the authorities were doing their usual rounds.They were polite and nice so we didnt really have much to say about them. Except for those thoughts of counter-strike strategies we usually use to kill counter-terrorists dwelling in our heads. xD

You’re damn lucky we didnt use a flashbang and give you 3 headshots using our AK-47’s. xD

- TODAY I FELT LIKE A REAL LIFE TERRORIST - :D

GET WELL SOON LICKY-BOOK.

I went to work late today. 15 Minutes late actually. Thank god my boss always checks up on me. So she calls 30 minutes earlier to make sure im awake and will be going to work today.

And so i was at work, browsing the internet, checking out the chicks, waiting for you to go online. Come to think of it, we havent spammed pictures for days! And this is your fault for always disappearing from myspace.

YES. YOU HAVE YOURSELF TO BLAME. ITS YOU. YOU. IM THE GOOD ONE. YOU’RE FAULT. NOT ME. HOHO~ EMO-LAH! GO AHEAD-LAH! :D

No, don’t you dare get all sensitive. I smack you then you know. :D

Today there wasnt really any customers till around 2.30pm. Thats when the school kids come back and raid the cc. Usually they’d play for awhile then leave then come back later and play some more and leave. BUT. TODAY. I influenced them to play counter-strike with me. And before i even realized it, it was ALREADY 5! My shift has already ended! :D

And then my friend Wafi came over and we were chatting (actually we were gossiping) about how the CC is and were talking about some people (cant reveal their names here. DONT YOU TRY MAKING ME REVEAL THEIR NAMES. I WONT TELL YOU!!! xD) who were responsible or more like irresponsible once upon a time. HOHO~

Just now i went out to the Ramadhan Bazaar to get some food and drinks to eat later. ==” Their strawberry juice were all sold out. So i took carrot juice instead. I dont know why. Maybe cuz that looked the best. But i STILL LOVE YOU STRAWBERRY JUICE! :D

And right now there’s about half an hour left for…

BREAK FAST = PECAH CEPAT = OPEN QUICK = BUKA PUASA

Which ever term you use, im still gonna eat and drink once the sun goes down. :D

EH YOU. GET WELL SOON. TONIGHT I FEEL LIKE RAIDING PICTURES. ^^

I ended my day with a phone call and a few texts telling you how excited i am today at 5am.

Im gonna start from the moment i woke up at midnight after sleeping in the office at the Cyber Cafe i work at after texting you and a few other friends. Yuri and Gagarin sounds more like names of superstars rather than an astronaut. Oh well. I was wrong cuz i thought you were someone original who would come up with some names yourself. I guess i was wrong. :D

I got out of the room and saw the usual dudes all ready for the game of counter strike we usually have after midnight till 2am in the morning. They were DOTA-ing first. I dont know how to play DOTA. At least not that good. PLUS. THEY STARTED WITHOUT ME. ==” So i played this online game called Crazy Shooter Online (CSO). Well i pretty much suck at it cuz they all use expensive weapons that they bought using REAL CASH. Im not the type of dude who’s willing to spend money on games. I mean at least if i dont think its worth it.

During that waiting-for-counter-strike-session, i found out.

Cook, Clean, Make Quilts, Decorate, and you’re a book. :D

Yes. Then the counter-strike game finally began! We play this game almost every night and i can say we’re improving. Comparing to when we started a few months ago, we can play so much better now. We play using the expert bots and we dont use smoke grenades anymore. We sort of discovered that the bots in counter-strike cannot see you AT ALL if you’re hiding in the smoke. FLAWED! We always win using smoke grenades. But right now we dont use it anymore. Only flashbangs and explosive grenades. OKAY. ENOUGH WITH THE COUNTER STRIKE. lol.

Everyone went back home 2.30am but me and Wan (the other dude that works here) stayed on till almost almost 4am cuz he was doing some maintainence while i waited. Then once he was done, we headed off to Sahur at the food shop across the road from where we work.

And thats when it happened.

This dude, he’s a cop but not in uniform (i know cuz he was carrying a gun in his pouch) was sitting at the table right behind me, next to where Wan and I parked the motorbike. We just finished eating and were chatting till suddenly Wan saw the guy falling towards the motorbike and was heading to the ground. I was like WTF? The first thing that came to my mind was, “Is that dude drunk or something?”. He was sprawling on the floor. I was more concerned about not making the bike fall cuz

1. Its Asiff’s bike. And im partially responsible if something happens to it.

2. If that bike fell on that dude, he could have gotten injured.

3. There’s no number 3. I was just adding numbers. lol.

Then i rushed for the bike to get it out of the way before actually helping the dude. I have to admit. I was really.. I mean REALLY REALLY freaked out. Cuz ive never experienced something like this. Being in the Red Cresent society, i was taught to handle an emergency situation like this. I handled it so well, people were amazed and they cheered for me and clapped at 4am cuz i was the hero.

NO. I was lying about that last sentence.

I didnt really pay much attention when they were teaching us about epilepsy/seizures/sawan cuz i didnt think that i would actually be facing something like this in my life. BUT. I did use common sense and thank god it was ALMOST similar to the real method (I just googled it a few minutes ago. xD) except for the body position. Cuz the floor was sandy and i thought he would suck in some sand if we left him lying on the foor. Everyone at the shop (i think 7ppl) came to help out.

IT WAS SO SCARY. And the time finally came where i actually yelled, SOMEONE CALL THE AMBULANCE (i said this in bm but whatever. xD). BUt everyone was still in shock, so i ran to get my phone and called. I was freaking out cuz my battery was dying. So i dialed 999. :D The main headquartes responded fast. They patched me through to Kangar’s hospital which was abit of a turn off cuz they were like talking like they were already bored of people calling in for help. ==” Then they even came late.

In the mean time, while i still had the phone talking to them giving directions to the place, i was also telling people what to do with the guy. Only 3 people were actually attending to the dude including me. I told them to take his jacket off cuz he may have that drowning sensation and i made him lean on me so he can breathe properly. He was making loud snoring sounds which kinda scared me. After he was relaxed abit but not fully okay, i leaned him on my shoulder putting him in a comfortable and okay position so he’ll be okay. But it was scary. I was afraid he’d die on my shoulder. Imagine one day, when i finally get a girlfriend, and we’re cuddling and she leans on my shoulder, i’d be like.. “Sweetheart, someone died on where you’re leaning on right now”. That wouldn definitely spoil the loved dovey mood right?

Then just before the ambulance arrived, the guy opened his eyes really wide and was looking everywhere. I could tell he was slowly gaining control again. BUT. IT WAS DAMN SCARY. He had big brown eyes, and he was STARING AT EVERYONE. I was next to him, and he was staring at me smiling so weirdly like he was possessed. I was freaking out but i played it cool. (Actually i was getting ready to punch him if he tried anything funny.)

I dont care you possesed or not. Try something funny when im already freaked out, i’d punch the epilepsy out of your face.

Then he was finally aware enough to talk but he was having a major headache. The ambulance finally arrived. And they sent his pouch which had the gun to the police station. And the dude that was with him sent his motorbike home. Im actually thankful i actually learned first aid during high school.

Honestly, I FELT SO PROUD OF MYSELF.

I FEEL LIKE A HERO. :D